Archive of Davey Mac Reports!

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Hot chick fucks Ray Lewis! Verbally, we mean! (1/22/13)

  Ray ManAnna Welker

It’s your January Twenty-Second Davey Mac Sports Report and New England receiver Wes Welker’s good-looking wife, Anna, has some choice words regarding Ray Lewis.  In a Facebook post, Anna stated:

“Proud of my husband and the Pats. By the way, if anyone is bored, please go to Ray Lewis’ Wikipedia page. 6 kids 4 wives. Acquitted for murder. Paid a family off. Yay. What a hall of fame player! A true role model!”

Bam!!  I wonder if this has anything to do with the Ravens demolishing Welker and the Patriots in the AFC Championship on Sunday.  Call me Sherlock, but I says YES!!  It hath quite a bit to do with that butt-fucking of a football game, Watson!!  This is the worst case of sour grapes this writer has seen since the movie Sour Grapes!!  Written by Larry David and starring that Wings guy!!  No…not THAT one!!  The OTHER one!!  Shitties!!!

Ray ManWhoa!Sour Grapes


In a move that sinks the Jets organization to ridiculous scumbag levels, team owner Woody Johnson implied to a GM candidate interviewing for the Jets job, that Tim Tebow was “forced” upon him…and the he never wanted the quarterback.  Johnson further implied that former GM Mike Tannenbaum was solely responsible for the Tebow debacle this season.  That’s nice, Woody.  Fire a guy and then shit-talk him once he’s out the door.  You’re fucking CLASS PERSONIFIED, dick-fuck!!!  Between Johnson and coach Rex Ryan, I don’t know of a group of shadier assholes since Bubbles and his boy Johnny stole aluminum to pay for their heroin on The Wire.  And you know what happened to Johnny, don’t ya, Woody?  He got AIDS!!!  Is that what you wanna get, Woody?!  AIDS?!?!  Well, in this journalist’s opinion, you’re gonna get AIDS, Woody!!  Fucking deal with it!!

Woody and BuzzBubs on right


The Lakers finished the first half of the season with a 95 to 83 loss to the Bulls last  night.  L.A. is now 17 and 24.  Let’s face it, the Lakers suck harder than my Aunt Jennie on a Meth bender.  The new head coach hasn’t worked out.  Dwight Howard is a pain in the ass.  Steve Nash has been hurt.  Even Randy Newman is down on the team, saying in a press conference, “I hate L.A.  I wish I could move to New York…where the winners are.  But they despise me there.  You call New Yorkers ‘monkeys’ in ONE God Damn song and everyone shits their pants!!!  Fuck my life!!!”

SuckersHe loves L.A.


The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to the Brooklyn Nets; who beat the Knicks last night, 88 to 85, thereby splitting the series in this season’s inaugural Battle of New York.  These games are fucking great.  Not as great as putting your dick in a tub of cream cheese and then fucking a bagel…but ALMOST as great as that.

Brook Lopez, Keith Bogans, Joe Johnson, Gerald Wallace, Steve NovakHOT

Hasta manana, Dave Pound!

-Dave (1/22/13)