Archive of Davey Mac Reports!

Hello, friends and neighbors!  This is the archive for some past phenomenal Davey Mac Reports!    Thanks, homies!

 

The Sports Report is out of commission until my damned flu subsides!!! (1/14/13)

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Hello, my friends and neighbors.  The Davey Mac Sports Report is taking an indefinite break until:  a.) I get rid of this God-awful flu given to me as karma because of the time I spit on an old woman at the bus stop  b.) I get my life in order after several difficult situations have risen including a problem with my dick leaking some sort of purple liquid  c.) I stop farting a horrible gaseous substance that I’m pretty sure has paralyzed my dog  d.) all of the above!  But fear not, as soon as I get over this sickness that I’m now referring to as “Ebola Rectum AIDS”, we’ll be back with the greatest series of online articles since Matt Drudge’s “Bronson Pinchot touched Larry Appleton’s butt” expose’s!!  See ya!!

Dave Tron

See you later, Dave Pound!!!

-Dave (1/14/13)