Archive of Davey Mac Reports!

Hello, friends and neighbors!  This is the archive for some past phenomenal Davey Mac Reports!    Thanks, homies!

 

David Akers- threatened on the Twitter! David McDonald- threatened on the shitter! (12/21/12)

  San Francisco 49ers v St. Louis RamsDave on a Friday

It’s your December Twenty-First Davey Mac Sports Report and 49′ers kicker David Akers is the latest athlete in America to get threatened on a Social Network.  After having a rough season, a user named RIP_FreeLaddin tweeted:

“YOU FAGGOT IF YOU MISS ONE MORE FIELD GOAL YOU ABOUT TO GET YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ENDED”

Akers has now apparently disabled his Twitter account.  OK, first of all, this threat is disgusting.  Secondly, and I may be crazy, but I don’t think RIP FreeLaddin is this guy’s real name!!  I mean, how many “Rip’s” do YOU know?  Sure, I once got drunk and raped a horse with Rip Torn…but that’s just one guy.  Oh, and one time I did some mescaline with Rap Taylor and passed out in a petting zoo.  OK, that’s two Rip’s.  Big fucking deal.  Oh yeah, I forgot, my dad’s best friend’s name is Rip, and we once did some LSD and blew up his little brother’s train set.  So sue me!!
Rip!Rip!Boom!
A special Davey Mac Hats Off to Wade Boggs, who was recently spotted at an Oklahoma City Thunder game…dancing…

 

Here’s a link to the video. I’m giving it to you on the trust that you will return to EastSideDaveCountry.com. Don’t make a fool out of me, you son of a bitch.

 

Uh oh

That’s some sweet fucking dancing, Wade.  You should have tried out for Saturday Night Fever.
Wade Boggs
In more strange news, three-time U.S. Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton has been found out to be working as a call girl this past year (below is a picture of Favor and two photos of her as “Kelly”, posted on her escort agency’s website).  As a moral sports journalist, I think this is WRONG.  I mean, a female who’s an elite athlete charging people for sex?  How dare she.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go give hand jobs to elderly men at the nursing home for a free turkey sandwich.  Good day.
FavorFavor 2Favor 3
The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to the Planet Earth.  Looks like you proved those dumb, fucking Mayans wrong once AGAIN!!  Great job, World!!!
E-A-R-T-H!!!
See you guys later!!  Have an excellent weekend!!
-Dave (12/21/12)