It’s your November Twenty-Eighth Davey Mac Sports Report and Indiana is BACK. The Hoosiers, the number one team in the nation, annihilated North Carolina last night- 83 to 59. Good for them. Indiana and Basketball go together like Duct Tape and Hostages…like Animal Shit and Cookies…like Pauly Shore and Sodomy…like Cheese and Asses…like Hobbits and Cum…well done, Hoosiers!!
The NBA released its most-sold jersey’s list yesterday. LeBron is number one. Kevin Durant is number two. For the team sales, the Knicks are number one, with the Heat at number two. What does all of this mean? Jack and shit, I says. This must be a ridiculously slow news day if this is the second biggest sports story. Shit. I say we all just go out and get drunk. And maybe we should smoke a little pot, too. Then we’ll watch Wag The Dog, because I haven’t seen that movie in a long time and I remember liking it. And when all that is done, we’ll rob a 7-11.
And since not a lot went on yesterday in sports, I’d like to take this time to say that the new Tron is not a bad movie. I watched it last night and thought it had good action and great special effects. The story did not have a ton of substance to it…but shit…neither did the first Tron movie. All in all, I give it 3 stars. Unlike its porn parody- Trim. Not only were the special effects poor in Trim, but I was very distracted by fluorescent titties getting fucked by a glowing, orange dick. Plus, I do not like watching people having sex if they are wearing space helmets. My review- one star. This has been Dave’s Real Movie/Slut Movie Hollywood Review…’till next week!
The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to George Hill of the Pacers who’s last second shot propelled Indiana to beat the Lakers, 79 to 77. Man, we had TWO stories about Indiana in ONE Sports Report!! This hasn’t happened since we discussed Indiana Jones and the subsequent porn parody- San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Lube!!!
See you guys this evening for the Davey Mac Sports Program, LIVE on USTREAM!! Join us at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!! Peace!!