It’s your October Nineteenth Davey Mac Sports Report and the Detroit Tigers have swept and fucked the New York Yankees in four games. The Tigers will now head to the World Series. The Yankees will head to Baseball Player Rehab- a special center for Major Leaguers who suck the shit out of my ass and ruin the rest of my October as a dumb Yankees fan who foolishly thought this team would win the World Series but now feels more raped than Dr. Melfi in that damned parking garage and oh fuck it, where’s the tequila?
The Cardinals have taken a 3 games to 1 lead over the Giants in the NLCS with last night’s 8 to 3 win. Looks like San Francisco is done. Just like their former Mayor Harvey Milk. He was defeated in the election by a candidate and then was forced to leave ‘Frisco and become a farmer or something like that…I don’t…honestly, I fell asleep fifteen minutes into Milk…but I’m sure things turned out fine!
Last night the 49′ers beat the Seahwaks in the “Nobody Is Fucking Watching Thursday Night Football Because The MLB Playoffs And/Or The X Factor Is On And Whoever Came Up With This Asinine Idea Should Be Flooged In Public” Bowl. The winners got a $50 gift certificate to Sam Goody.
The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to my dog Strummer who caught a fly yesterday. I shit you not. You think that Karate Kid-asshole was impressive catching flies with chopsticks? Then you’ve NEVER seen a THREE-FOOTED dog catch a fly with her fucking teeth, pal. THAT…was impressive.
See you this Saturday night on Sirius XM Satellite Radio for the Davey Mac Sports Program XL! LIVE at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific, on The Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206, XM 105)!! Adios!!