This week's episode of the Davey Mac show (online) is now up...AND...we will be live on Sirius XM on Saturday!!! Boom & zoom!!! (3/22/13)

 

Oh, YEAH, daddy and mommy o's!!  This week's fucked-up episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program (online version) is NOW up on on RiotCast.com/DaveyMac and/or iTunes!!!  Subscribe to the show (for free) and grab your dicks!!!  We have a special studio audience who witnesses the show in all its drunken glory!!  Songs are sung!!  And death threats are thrown!!  It's an episode that has already been banned in sixteen countries including YOURS!!  Download it NOW!!

AND, don't forget- the Davey Mac Sports Program XL will be LIVE as always on Saturday on Sirius XM Satellite Radio!!  Tune in at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific, to The Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206/XM 105) for the show called "the greatest thing since shitting in a bowl!!"  We'll see you homies later!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 22)

  Are you ready for the weekend?

a.) Fuck yeah, Dave Man!  I got the duct tape, chloroform, and garbage bags!  Now I just need a body and it's a parrrtaaaaay!!! (26%)

b.) I don't have any plans, David.  Maybe I'll just stay home and whisper "I want to have sex with you" to my pet kitten. (24%)

c.) I'm ready, Davey Mac!!  Bring on the CUM!!! (24%)

d.) I think someone just farted on my head...  (26%)

Dave reaches 25,000 followers on Twitter! Hoorah!

 

Thank you to everyone who follows Dave on Twitter (Twitter.com/EastSideDave), as you've now propelled the Dave Man into the very exclusive Twenty-Five Thousand Followers club!!  It's a wonderful accomplishment that sort of means absolutely nothing when you really think about it, but that's not going to stop Davey Mac from celebrating by getting loaded on stale Scotch and robbing a Pizza Hut!!  It's one of the greatest days in East Side Dave history!!  Which means that East Side Dave has had one of the shittiest histories of any human since 1977!!  Nevertheless, a HUGE thanks to the Dave Pound and all of the Dave followers on Twitter, who we are now calling the 25,000 David Pyramid!!  Good day, homies!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 19)

  Would you like to tickle me?

a.) Fuck yes, Davey Mac!!  With a fucking shotgun!!!  Hahahahaha!!  I'm so drunk!! (22%)

b.) No, David.  However, I would like to pour red ants dipped in cyanide down your dick-hole. (24%)

c.) I'd tickle you, Dave Man, but I'm not allowed contact with other humans until 2017...after the little incident I had with forcing homeless people to throw up and then bottling the vomit in order to sell it on the black market! (26%)

d.) I don't have any fingers, Dave, and I take offense to this poll. (28%)

This past Saturday's Davey Mac Sports Program XL Saint Patrick's Day Special is now available on Sirius XM On Demand!!!

  YEAH, Mommies and Daddies!!  The Davey Mac and Pepper Ham CRUSHED the shit out of Sirius XM Satellite Radio in an epically awesome St. Patty's Day Special that was highlighted by beer, booze, racist puppets, drunkenness, liquor, jizz, death threats,  intoxication, guns, and more!!  It's the GREATEST St. Pat's Drinking Special you'll ever fucking hear!!  Go to the Sirius XM On Demand section and get the show now and light it the fuck on fire with joy and alcohol!!  Peace!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 18)

  What did you do over this epic St. Patrick's Day weekend?

a.) I partayed, Dave Man!!  I went out with my cousin who we call "Ex-Con" Eddie and we blew up a factory!! (25%)

b.) I stayed in and glued my cats' heads together, David. (24%)

c.) I drank 16 glasses of Guinness and then raped a potato!! (26%)

d.) I thought seriously of making out with my sister. (25%)

Dave & Pepper and St. Patrick!! LIVE on Saturday on Sirius XM!! (3/16/13)

 

Yeah, daddy!!  It's a drunken Davey Mac Sports Program XL St. Patrick's Day Special on Sirius XM Satellite Radio!!  The o'gauntlet has been o'thrown and it shall be o'answered!!  David and Pepper are gonna double-fist the libations until a either a knife-fight or vomit-rama ensues!!  We are gonna drink until at least three small animals are sacrificed and Cousin Bruce is given noogies!!  And we want YOU to join us for the festivities!!  Go to The Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206/XM 105) at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific, for the sick celebration!!  Topics for the show shall include:

* Shamrocks- they're good luck!  Especially if you tattoo one on the fore-head of a passed out old person on St. Pat's Day!

* Irish comedians Sean & Danny O'McKeelan do their famous bit- "We're Gonna Behead The First Englishman We See, Especially If Said Englishman Turns Out To Be That Bastard Russell Brand

* The Pogues- we like listening to them as we puke on interns

* Erin Go Bragh- we don't know what it means but it sounds hot...as if some Irish lass is gonna show her titties

* Regis Philbin stops by and gets punched in the mouth by accident

* And Dave & Pepper piss each other's pants somehow

We'll see you Saturday evening for the St. Pat's Davey Mac Special!!  Until then!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 15)

  This Sunday is St. Patrick's Day!  What do you plan to do?

a.) I'm gonna get so damned boozed-up I'll probably end up fucking at least THREE homeless people!! (27%)

b.) I am going to stay in and shove green M&M's up my dick-hole. (23%)

c.) I probably will watch the parade and drunkenly punch my dad in the nose for never taking me to it. (24%)

d.) I'm gonna feed Guinness and potatoes to my pet mouse Larry until his little tummy explodes! (26%)

This week's online Davey Mac show (St. Patrick's Day Special) is up and ready to be drank down your gullet!! (3/14/13)

 

Yeah, daddy!!  This week's spectacular Davey Mac Sports Program St. Patrick's Day Special is NOW up on on RiotCast.com/DaveyMac and/or iTunes!!!  Subscribe to the show (for free) and get your damned party on, daddy!!  Grab yourself a Guinness and get ready for the greatest Irish Explosion since the O'Death Star blew up!!  We sing songs!!  Dave tells stories!!  Pepper has bad gas!!  Roy Shaffer rocks it hard!!  Sean O kills the janitor!!  And special guest guitarist Dave Richter makes Eddie Van Halen look like a pussy!!  It's the best St. Patty's Day special you've ever fucking heard!!  Listen to it NOW on RiotCast.com/DaveyMac and/or iTunes!!  Top o' the mornin' to ya!!

Davey Mac- LIVE this evening on Ustream! And YOU will join us or you'll be in big trouble! (3/13/13)

  ...And you don't want to be in trouble, do you?  NO ONE likes to be in trouble!  Even trouble-MAKERS often wish they were making something else, like pies or dolls!!  It's fucking true!!  We did research on seven homeless men who we deemed "trouble-makers" and six of them wish they had NOTHING to do with trouble!!  Well, it's too fucking late for them,  but it's not too late for YOU!!  Go to the East Side Dave Happy Times Channel on Ustream at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific, for the show!! Or you'll enter a WORLD of TROUBLE, you sons of bitches!!  Adios!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 13)

  Who do you like best? (pictured below)

a.) East Side Dave (20%)

b.) Davey Mac (23%)

c.) The Bearded Joker (17%)

d.) The Midnight Rider (17%)

e.) Dave McDonald (23%)

This past Saturday's Davey Mac Sports Program XL is NOW available on Sirius XM On Demand!

  Why yes, it is, muchachos.  You know the Dave Man.  You like the Dave Man.  You tickle the Dave Man?  You're sick then, aren't you.  You poke the Dave Man?  Ewww.  We're not sure what you mean we YOU say "poke", but WE are damned uncomfortable with that statement, you creeps.  You finger the Dave Man?  We're not going there, you perverts.  Anyway, for the most dynamic show on Sirius XM Satellite Radio (The Davey Mac Sports Program XL) go to the Sirius XM On Demand section NOW, you disturbed sons of bitches!!  Enjoy!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 12)

  Who is the greatest athlete of our time? (pictured below)

a.) Michael Jordan (22%)

b.) Tiger Woods (18%)

c.) "Farty" MacIntyre (21%)

d.) Poo Poo Jeffries (19%)

e.) Buddy Tethers (20%)

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 11)

  Tonight is the season finale of The Bachelor!!   ...How pathetic am I?

a.) You're a girly man, Davey Boy!!  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to shove a neon green dildo up my ass!!  Bye-bye!! (25%)

b.) I don't own a television, David.  I only possess several photographs of naked old women going number two. (26%)

c.) It's all good, East Side Diddy!!  I plan to watch the show, too, while on mushrooms and jerking off my landlord!!! (24%)

d.) I'm just happy you aren't drunkenly robbing any more 7-11's, Dave. (25%)

Davey Mac Sports Program- online show is up AND we'll be LIVE on Sirius XM on Saturday! (3/8/13)

 

This week's online episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW up on on RiotCast.com/DaveyMac and/or iTunes!!!  Subscribe to the show and enjoy the shit out of it!!  Also, the Davey Mac Sports Program XL will be live on Sirius XM Satellite Radio this Saturday!!  Go to The Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206/XM 105) at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!!  Topics for the show shall include:

* Cheese- it's kinda gross when you think about it

* Bobble-head dolls- they look like they're alive when you're on acid

* America's favorite butcher, Boris Splinkoff, talks about his new, best-selling book: I Chopped Off My Fingers On Purpose And Ate Them

* Comedian Denny Jorkle does his famous bit- "I Strangled My Dog Last Night. True Story. This Is Not A Joke."

* Dave and Pepper glue little hats to their dick-heads

* And singer Razzy Muffin performs her glorious disco anthem- "My Pussy Is Bleeding"

See you guys Saturday on Sirius XM!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 8)

  It's snowing!  What should we do?

a.) Let's make snow man using a carrot for his nose, buttons for his eyes, and a big, black dildo for his dick!!!  Yeeeeeoooowwww!! (22%)

b.) I've always hated the snow, David, ever since my cousin Balki and I were stuck in our cabin one time and forced to eat our girlfriends, Jennifer and Mary Anne.  -Larry Appleton (24%)

c.) Wait!!  You ate my girlfriend Mary Anne?!  You told me she was out taking a walk!!!  You bastard!! -Balki Bartokomous (26%)

d,) Whoa, I think one of the Perfect Strangers guys just took out a knife and sliced the other one's face off!!  I'm getting the fuck out of here!!! (28%)

Davey Mac and the Piss Pals! LIVE this evening on Ustream! (3/6/13)

 

Yes!!  It's true!!  Dave, Pepper, Sean O, and Roy Shaffer are gonna piss all over the microphones, the fucking computers, the papers, the room, and each other as the Davey Mac Sports Program pees HARD this evening!!  Go to the East Side Dave Happy Times Channel on Ustream at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific, for the broadcast!!  Wear a fucking raincoat, daddy, there's gonna be bucket-loads of piss!!  See you then!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 6)

  I have a very special audition at MTV for a role in a sitcom.  How will I do?

a.) I'm gonna say you'll ACE it, Dave Man!!  Especially if the role is playing an intoxicated man who pisses himself while praying in Church!! (28%)

b.) I wouldn't know, David...I've never been on audition.  I did once try out for the circus as a dildo-juggler...but I didn't get the part. (23%)

c.) You'd do a lot better if the audition was for a show on BET, Davey Mac!!  Especially if the character was Random Red-Headed Guy Who Gets Beaten Up By A Posse (27%)

d.) You probably will get lost on your way to the audition and wide up in white slavery...again... (22%)

(You can vote in the Contact Section of this site)

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- March 5)

  Which person is silliest?  (pictured below)

a.) "Rock 'N' Roll" Randy Cummings (19%)

b.) Reggie Tunkel and his rabbit, Harold (21%)

c.) Ducky Cockers (18%)

d.) Lenny (20%)

e.) Al Pacino (22%)

Davey Mac- BACK this week on the Sirius XM and Internet!!

 

Yes sir!!  It was a wonderful and tough weekend filled with love and vomit.  The Davey Mac Sports Program was sidelined due to a flu/food poisoning/shitties outbreak that made The Exorcist look like one big pussy!!  It was horrible.  However, with all that behind them, Dave & Homies will be back, giving you great shows on Sirius XM Satellite Raido, RiotCast, iTunes, and more!!  Expect new Davey Mac Sports Programs (Sirius XM AND internet version), AND a new episode of The Watchers.  And get more posts and shit on EastSideDaveCountry.com!!!  Peace!!