...And you don't want to be in trouble, do you? NO ONE likes to be in trouble! Even trouble-MAKERS often wish they were making something else, like pies or dolls!! It's fucking true!! We did research on seven homeless men who we deemed "trouble-makers" and six of them wish they had NOTHING to do with trouble!! Well, it's too fucking late for them, but it's not too late for YOU!! Go to the East Side Dave Happy Times Channel on Ustream at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific, for the show!! Or you'll enter a WORLD of TROUBLE, you sons of bitches!! Adios!
