This Sunday is St. Patrick's Day! What do you plan to do?
a.) I'm gonna get so damned boozed-up I'll probably end up fucking at least THREE homeless people!! (27%)
b.) I am going to stay in and shove green M&M's up my dick-hole. (23%)
c.) I probably will watch the parade and drunkenly punch my dad in the nose for never taking me to it. (24%)
d.) I'm gonna feed Guinness and potatoes to my pet mouse Larry until his little tummy explodes! (26%)
