I have a very special audition at MTV for a role in a sitcom. How will I do?
a.) I'm gonna say you'll ACE it, Dave Man!! Especially if the role is playing an intoxicated man who pisses himself while praying in Church!! (28%)
b.) I wouldn't know, David...I've never been on audition. I did once try out for the circus as a dildo-juggler...but I didn't get the part. (23%)
c.) You'd do a lot better if the audition was for a show on BET, Davey Mac!! Especially if the character was Random Red-Headed Guy Who Gets Beaten Up By A Posse (27%)
d.) You probably will get lost on your way to the audition and wide up in white slavery...again... (22%)
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