It’s your June Twenty-First Davey Mac Report and the Miami Heat are once again NBA champions. Let’s get that coke, Miami!! Let’s hit that fuckin’ kibble, dawg!! Let’s snort some animal blood and fuck some corpses!! Because a classic, 7-game series was won by LeBron James and company!!
Somewhere Jimmy Buffet is drinking tequila out of the skull of a dead parrot!!
Somewhere Don Johnson is lighting his own ass on fire!!
Somewhere Gloria Eseteban and the Sound Machine are all giving each other hand-jobs!!
Miami is the King of the World!!
Meanwhile, I’m drunk on a Friday night and watching a mini-Newsroom marathon…which…quite frankly…is a fucking HORRIBLE show. But I’m bored and hammered. Good night, America!
- Dave (6/21/13)