It's gonna be a hot one today!
a.) That better be the weather you're talking about, David, and not a warning that you're gonna put your over-heated cock on the sidewalk again!!! (26%)
b.) This scorching climate reminds me of the movie Do The Right Thing where all these people got into a fight over pizza, I think, I don't know, I was on acid when I watched it. (24%)
c.) I love days like this, Dave Man. Perfect weather to spray my cat in the face with a garden hose until he says "uncle." (25%)
d.) It's gonna be warmer than a hot steamy shit emitted from a fat Chinaman!! Yeeehhaaww!! (25%)
