Is it too early to eat a steak and baked beans and some barbecue potato chips at 7 in the morning?
a.) Not if you're drunk it isn't, Dave Man!!! Whooo-hooo!!! I'm ALL KINDS of fucked up!!!
b.) I don't eat meat, Dave. I am a strict fartarian...meaning I only eat farts.
c.) Yes, David, it is too early. Have yourself something lighter...like the ass of a squirrel dipped in goose blood.
d.) I like doing acid and painting pictures of steaks in the bathroom stall sometimes with my own shit.
