The Dave Man and the Pep Ham are gonna crush Sirius XM Satellite Radio so hard with their infected dicks that the entire company will soon come down with a horrific case of drunken scabies!! Tune to The Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206, XM 105) at 7 PM (EST) on Saturday for the Davey Mac Sports Program XL!! Just make sure you're wearing a Bio-Hazard suit so that you don't get all fucked up!!! Seriously, their dicks are NOT sterile!!! The topics for the show may or may not include:

* Teeth- it's fun to put them on animals when they're not looking

* Syrup- the sugary jizz of the condiment world

* Singer-songwriter Glenn Chonkle performs hit new hit single "I Often Think About Fucking My Grandmother"

* Dave and Pepper pick each other's noses and eat it

* Author Lawrence Flemm discusses his new novel- I'm Gonna Hit My Wife In The Head With A Shovel

* The Gupplee Brothers (Arnold, Dirk, and Henry) perform their hysterical mime routine- Let's pretend that we're a rugby team whose plane crashes in the Andes Mountains so that we can eat Henry

* Falling off a cliff- why you shouldn't do it!

See you on Saturday for the Davey Mac Sports Program XL on Sirius 206, XM 105, at 7 PM (EST)!! Peace!!