It's FRIDAY! AND it's paycheck day!! What does this mean???
a.) It means we're gonna get more fucked up than a Meth'd up Pagan in ancient Greece with a drunken hard-on!!!! (27%)
b.) It means nothing. On Fridays I stay in and have a nice, quiet night of catching flies and ripping their wings off with tweezers. (24%)
c.) I'm not sure what it means!!! I haven't been thinking right ever since I told my dad to drop a safe on my head for Father's Day!!! (23%)
d.) It means I'm gonna go out to a pet shop and buy the first cute little bunny I see...and then feed him to my pet snake...who I will then feed to my pet hippo...who I will feed to my pet triceratops...who I will feed to my pet Rancor monster!!! I LOVE Fridays!!! (26%)