I hung up my decorations, but when should I put up the Christmas tree?
a.) This Sunday (12%)
b.) The following weekend (10%)
c.) The day before Christmas Eve (6%)
d.) The day after I was up all night drinking, and I start crying to my wife about not yet having a Christmas tree...and I say, "Whhhyyy don't we have a fucking tree yet?! What are we- fucking communists?! If we don't get a tree TODAY, I'm gonna shit in the corner of the kitchen!! I swears it!! Here I go, the shitties are coming out!!! Can we get the tree now?! Yes?!?! Hahahaha!!!! Yeah, baby!!! My little ruse worked then, didn't it?! Hahaha!!! On a serious note, can you hand me some toilet paper, 'cause a little piece of shitty did actually come out. Thank you." (72%)
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