It's a big Independence Day weekend! What is your favorite part of America?
a.) I likes how we gets all liquored up and shoots the shit outta dem Canadians!!! Hahahahaha!! Bang-bang, Toronto!!
b.) My favorite aspect of America is when we invent things...like Twinkies...and dildos.
c.) I love our freedoms. Most notably, our freedoms of jerking off in public and drowning birds in the toilet.
d.) I just enjoy chanting- "U-S-A!! U-S-A!!" It's my second favorite chant behind "Suck And Fuck!! Suck AND FUCK!!!"
