What do you like most about me?
a.) My habit of kicking racist toddlers in the face (24%)
b.) My superb canine-strangling technique which made me back-to-back champion at the 1997-98 Dog-Killing Championships (25%)
c.) My skillful ability to put feces in rest home pillow cases and have unsuspecting old people lay their elderly, naive heads on my shit when they're sleeping (25%)
d.) My talent of jerking off in public libraries, county jails, and convents (26%)
