I have been sick for at least a week. What is happening to me?
a.) Maybe putting all those rusty nails into your dick-hole has finally caught up with you, Dave Man!! You dumb son of a bitch!!! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go staple my ass to the wall!! (27%)
b.) It's possible that you have a venereal disease, David. In fact...it's downright probable. I injected you with chlamydia while you were passed out the other night. (23%)
c.) You might have what I have, Davey Mac- a bad case of Shit-AIDS. (29%)
d.) I wish I didn't have to participate in these insane polls. (21%)
