Would you like to touch it?
a.) If by "it" you mean your ass, Dave Man, and "touch" you mean tie it to a flag pole in the center of a Mexican village and detonate it like a pale, fleshy pinata...then HELLS YEAH!! (27%)
b.) This poll question is too creepy for me, David. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go remove the eye balls of my mother's corpse who I'm keeping in my bed. (23%)
c.) I would LOVE to touch it, Davey Mac, but I just lost a bet and had to chop off my arms!! Oh well!! (26%)
d.) I just called the S.W.A.T. team, Dave...you have about thirty seconds to evacuate, you fucking pervert. (24%)
