How was your weekend?
a.) Excellent, Dave Man!! I tied to turtles together and blew them up with dynamite!! Yeeehhhaaww!! (24%)
b.) I didn't do anything special, David. I just stayed home and glued my dick to a jigsaw puzzle. (26%)
c.) I got so drunk, Davey Mac, that I somehow woke up with no right hand!!! That's the last time I go to a Wine 'N' Severed Limbs party!!! (27%)
d.) I just farted. (23%)
