Do you believe in ghosts?
a.) Yeah, Dave Man!! I'm fucking one right now!! Yeeeeehhhhaaawww!! (25%)
b.) I do not believe in anything related to the paranormal, David. I'm a skeptic. I do, however, enjoy shoving large needles up a frog's anus. (24%)
c.) I only believe in gettin' HIGH, Diddy Mac!! I'm so high right now, in fact, I'm thinking of blowing up my brother-in-law's bowling alley!! Boom!! (26% )
d.) Ghosts shmosts. I prefer the famed Dildo Monster of New Mexico. (25%)