I performed more stand-up comedy last night. And I shit all over the stage.
a.) Good for you, Dave Man. At least you didn't blow up any animals this time! (26%)
b.) I don't really like comedy, David. Instead, I prefer lighting my dick on fire. (24%)
c.) I was there, Davey Mac, and you KILLED!! I laughed so hard I ended up assaulting two homeless guys afterwards!!! (27%)
d.) I, too, was there, Dave...and the experience was like an evil robot fucking me in the ass with his razor-droid-cock. (23%)
