Should I get a new pet? If so, what kind?
a.) You should buy a pet cobra, Dave Man!! And if he should bite you on the dick, go to a hospital and ask one of the nurses to suck the poison out!! That's what I do...and I don't even own a snake!! (24%)
b.) I think you should adopt a baby, David. Preferably, one with three eyes. (23%)
c.) Animals are cool...but pot is WAY better, Dave Man!! Smoke it up, dawg!! (26%)
d.) I can't concentrate on this poll question, Dave...someone just shit in my mailbox...ok, fine, it was me... (27%)
