It's the first day of March!!! Let the fun begin!!
a.) Wooo-hoooo, Davey Mac!! I'm gonna take my shotgun and shoot my Aunt Jennie in the foot with it!!! (25%)
b.) I do not care about the months, David. The only thing I feel passionate about is sucking my pet porcupine Rocky's tits. (23%)
c.) I'm so excited, Dave Man, that I've just farted on my newborn baby's face thrice!!! (25%)
d.) East Side Dave, you're jerking off as you're tallying the pole votes, aren't you... (27%)
