They say a blizzard is gonna hit the Northeast. Are you prepared?
a.) Fuck yeah, Davey Mac!! I have shovels! Lime!! Duct tape!! And a machete!! Everything one would need to bury a body, I mean, be safe from the snow!! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go into the woods!! (26%)
b.) I don't worry about things I can't control, like weather, David. What makes me nervous is bleeding out when I've stabbed myself in the dick-hole too hard. (24%)
c.) I can't WAIT to make cum-angels in the snow, Dave Man!! (25%)
d.) I just hope my car doesn't break down while I'm driving to the store for milk and bread and porn and guns and poison and smurf dolls and dynamite and fart-cushions and naked pictures of Dan Fouts. (25%)
