I've lost over twenty pounds since Christmas. Why is this happening?
a.) You should start drinking some milk-shakes and cease fuckin' your dog, Davey Mac!!! (22%)
b.) I, too, have lost some weight, David...mainly because I've been injected my ass with nuclear rabbit semen. (24%)
c.) Maybe that's a good thing, Dave Man!!! Now we can finally go tandem hang-gliding-and-high-bear-hunting together!! You bring the hang-glide, I'll bring the LSD and machine gun!! (28%)
d.) Stop eating AIDS babies, Dave. (26%)