We're BACK from vacation!! Did you miss us?!
a.) Fuck yes, Davey Mac!! I had no one to shoot in the ass with my Christmas cross-bow while all hopped up on acid!! (26%)
b.) Being bereft of human emotions, David, I can honestly say I did not miss you. I did miss, however, calling my dog Scuffy's veterinarian's house on New Year's Eve to inform him that I plan on shoving needles into his dick-hole if he can't bring Scuffy back to life. (24%)
c.) I missed the SHIT out of you, Dave Man!! I had no one to bail me out of jail after I was busted for lighting a cow on fire!! And for all of you animal lovers out there...relax!! She was already dead!! Someone had shot her with some sort of cross-bow!! (27%)
d.) I just hope 2013 will be better than 2012- aka "The Year Where I Starting Shitting Out Of My Ears Due To A Very Rare And Gross Disease." (23%)
