Heads up, homies!! The Davey Mac Sports Program is SCHEDULED to be LIVE tonight on USTREAM!! 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!! That is, of course, unless a 12-12-12 Benefit Concert ticket miraculously drops into my lap. If I SHOULD get a ticket, we shall postpone the show until Thursday!! But let's be honest, the odds of that happening are about as slim as Andy Dick acting like a sober, heterosexual man. I have about as much of a chance of turning my jizz into ketchup as I do of getting a ticket to the show. And trust me, I've TRIED to turn my jizz into ketchup by ways of masturbation, tomatoes, black magic, and pornographic voodoo dolls...but I just can't fucking do it!! So, barring that musical miracle, tune in at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific, to USTREAM!! And check my TWITTER and/or FACEBOOK accounts to confirm!!! Peace!!
