The first legal medical marijuana dispensary has just opened up in New Jersey! What should we do, dogsie?!
a.) We should pretend we have a "back problem", Dave Man, grab some legal weed, smoke it, listen to some Floyd, and then go on a coke-heroin-crack-'shrooms-ether-and-gin bender while robbing Walmarts!!! Gateway Drug, welcome!!! (26%)
b.) You should NOT take advantage of the medical marijuana, David. It's for people who are really sick...like myself. I don't know if I told you, but my dick has the flu...which is why I put six to eight joints in my cock-hole every day. (24%)
c.) Let's get some medical herb and bake some pot brownies, and maybe some pot lasagna, and some pot hors d'oeuvres and pot pot roast and...you know, forget this marijuana shit, I think I'm just gonna enroll in culinary school!! Yeeehhaaww! (23%)
d.) I'm high as FUCK right now, Davey Mac!! Someone spit Jell-O into my ass!! (27%)
