Kate Middleton is pregnant! What does this mean for the Royal Family? a.) It means I'm gonna jerk off all day to the image of a naked British woman who has a little golden crown coming out of her pussy!! Yeeehhaaww!! (27%)
b.) I do not care about the Royal Family, David. My loyalty only lies with Princess Jizz and Prince Fart- two imaginary monarchs who I have created in my head while on pain-killers and tequila. (25%)
c.) This is the best day for England since A Flock Of Seagulls were hog-tied to each other and set on fire in Piccadilly Circus!! (25%)
d.) I hope the baby turns out to have three eyes and an over-sized mouth and eats Kate when he comes out of her vag!! (23%)
