We're back!!! After a mother-fucking two week nightmarish run in New Jersey of a devastating hurricane, widespread power outages, gas shortages, an earthquake, and a fucking nor-'easter/snowstorm, we are BACK!!! Are you excited?
a.) I never thought I'd say this, Dave Man, but I AM excited! But not because the Dave Poll is back. Rather, I've gotten my hands on naked pictures of Drew Carey!! Meeeeeooowww!!! (24%)
b.) I don't really get excited by much, David. Except that one time when my grandmother died and I cut off her skin and knitted it together to make myself a "grandma blanket" for the winter. I was excited by that, David. (25%)
c.) Wooooo-hoooo!!! I sure as shit AM excited by the polls coming back, Davey Mac!! And to celebrate their return, I'm gonna find the first Canadian I see and shove a cactus needle into his dick-hole!!! Yeeeehhaaawww!!! (26%)
d.) "I am very excited, Dave, and I plan to---AHHHHHHHH!!! Oh the pain!! The PAAAAAIIINNN!!!!" - recent quote from a Canadian (25%)
