Today's date is 10-11-12!!! Isn't that CRAZY?!?!
a.) No crazier than the time I ate my grand-mother, Dave Man!!! Ahhh-hahahaha!!! (25%)
b.) David, you always think things that are quite ordinary are peculiar. The truth is, most things in life are very normal. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to check on my penis...which I've chopped off and am currently boiling with some peeled potatoes. Good day. (26%)
c.) Dates and numbers are so fucked up, Davey Mac!! I remember last year it was 11/11/11 and on that day I start having sex with my rabbit, Hercules!!! WEIRD!!! (24%)
d.) Time is just a figment of your imagination, Dave. Or so I like to think as I'm presently on strong acid. By the way, Dave, when did you replace your head with a giant ice cream cone? (25%)
