What did you think of the Presidential Debate last night?
a.) I didn't watch it. Horny Alien-Whores Disguised As Robot-Housewife-Slut-Bags On A Deserted Bang Island was on Cinemax 3. (25%)
b.) I thought Obama went over the line when he came out dressed in black-face...huh?...WHAT??? Obama's black?!?! Get outta town!!! (24%)
c.) It would have been so much cooler if Mitt Romney had a chainsaw for an arm. And then Romney could try to retrieve the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis...but make sure you say the RIGHT words, Romney!! Klaatu verata nicto!! Repeat those words, Romney, repeat them!! (26%)
d.) I didn't view it last night as I was busy sucking my dog's dick. (25%)