Well, gosh-golly, furry-friends!!! It's another glorious episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program XL - Saturday - on Sirius XM Satellite Radio!!! To listen to the show LIVE, tune to The Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206, XM 105) at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!! Call in at 866-WOW-1-WOW!!! It's gonna be heavier than Heavy D!! It's gonna be sweatier than Sweaty F!!! It's gonna be jizzier than Jizzy H!!! Topics for the show include:
* Peanuts- why you don't need to put them in your dog's butt every Christmas Eve
* Actress Reese Witherspoon stops by! No! We're just fucking around!
* But we DO see who can hit themselves hardest with a spoon on the dick!
* Dr. Maury Pillpee talks about his new show on the WB- Dr. Maury Wants To Have Sex With Teenagers
* Heralded, horror, short story writer Philip DeChippo discusses his new frightening tale- Little Teddy's Ghost Looks Like Powdered Jizz
* Pencil shavings- put them on a sundae if you want to...but we're telling you...sprinkles taste better
* Comedian Dougie Funkles does his famous and hysterical routine- "I'm seriously considering killing my wife and throwing her body in the river and telling the authorities that a black man kidnapped her."
See you guys on Saturday!!!