What the Hell is going on?!?!
a.) YOU tell me, Dave Man!!! I found a pair of slippers with the initials D.M. in my wife's car!!! And they were filled with jizz!!!! (27%)
b.) I don't know what's going on!!!! Someone hit me over the head and now I think I'm Alex from Taxi!!!! Latka, put that down!!! Louie, you're a real jerk!!! Elaine, shut the fuck up!!!! HELP!!!!!!!! (24%)
c.) Ahhhhhh!!!! There's things crawling all over my ass!!! Ahhhh!!! I think it's my uncle's fingers again!!! Ahhhhhh!!!! (23%)
d.) We gotta get outta here!!! I just panicked and put my pet parrot in the microwave!!! Specifically on DEFROST for 1:30!!! Then I put him on HIGH for 2:00!!! Then I made a nice little salsa dish and dipped him in it while I watched a My So-Called Life marathon on MTV2!!! It's Armageddon I tells ya!!! (26%)
