Are you superstitious about the number 13?
a.) Fuck yeah, Dave Man!!! Once on the thirteenth of October I accidentally chopped off my friend's dick. OK, fine, it was on purpose. And, yes, it was my dick. And, sure, I did it in front of two Russians who swore that they would pay me in bologna sandwiches for the rest of my life if I chopped my dick off. And, of course, I never got those sandwiches. Fuck YOU, you Commie bastards!!! (25%)
b.) I am afraid of ALL numbers, David, not just 13!! I'm afraid of 8, and 112, and even 56!! I'm also afraid of: lemons, monkey hair, ear lobes, asses, and water. (24%)
c.) Yeah, I don't like the fucking number 13!!! That should be fucking obvious, nitwit!!! Dammit, you should know that, you fucking non-astronaut piece of shit!!!! Signed, Jim Lovell (25%)
d.) I have no fears. I once bit the face off a homeless man. Signed, Bath Salts Billy (26%)
