Are you ready for fucking fun today?! It's the Davey Mac Sports Program DRUNKEN GIVEN SUNDAY show- LIVE- TONIGHT- at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific on Ustream!!! It's a special drinking show/ode to the movie "Any Given Sunday"!! How wonderful is this going to be???
a.) It's gonna be so much fun that I'm gonna grab a Mexican and let him chop my cock off!! (24%)
b.) I can't wait!! I'm already so drunk that I just crashed my air balloon into an elementary school!! Yeeehhaaww!!! (25%)
c.) This'll be more fun than strangling my uncle's corpse during a game of Truth Or Dare at the New Jersey Necrophilia Club!! (26%)
d.) I'm so excited, I just shit on my dog! (25%)