If you were forced at gunpoint to do one of the following, which would you choose: (Voting results in parentheses)
1.) Eat Conrad Bain's vomit (24%)
2.) Use Conrad Bain's urine as sun block (24%)
3.) Smear Conrad Bain's feces on your eye lids (22%)
4.) Utilize Conrad Bain's semen as a hand sanitizer (30%)
