Do you have a case of the Monday's today? 'Cause I sure as shit do!!!
a.) No...but I do have a case of the farties, David!! Smell that? It's like I ate the dead body of Gary Coleman dipped in garlic!!! Ewwwwww!!!! (24%)
b.) I have the Monday's, too, Dave Man!! This always happens when I've been spending all weekend burying my wife and all her belongings in my backyard!!! (25%)
c.) I have a great way to get over the Monday's, Davey! Go to the nearest zoo all fucked-up on Meth with a shotgun and go hunting until your heart's content!! I recommend the Monkey Cage!! Don't feel bad, those little fuckers have been known to fling poo!!! Yeeeeehhhaaawww!!!! (25%)
d.) Having the Monday's is still better than having a case of the Sunday's, Dave...which is where God punches you in the face for being an asshole while you are riding your bicycle. (26%)
