Today is gonna be a good day! I can feel it!
a.) Looks like Dave was able to bullshit the parole board yet again!! Come on, American Penal System, lock this son of a bitch up already, he masturbated on my dog!!!! (24%)
b.) Good for you, Davey Mac!! Every day that you don't crash your car into a 7-11 and take out the midget who works behind the cash register is a great one!! (25%)
c.) Good day...bad day...who cares anymore???? I just found out that Horshack from "Welcome Back, Kotter" died...nothing fucking matters!!!!! (25%)
d.) It's always a good day when the Dave Man avoids stapling his penis to his work desk for the morning!!! (26%)
