It's been a long week with work, illness, and other shit!!! I am fucking PSYCHED that it's Friday!! What should I do?
a.) I should go to the Booze Cruise with the Pietasters TONIGHT in New York City at 7 PM! (26%)
b.) I should take my temperature anally with a Twizzler and then offer said Twizzler to my boss as "nice gesture." He'll fall for it!!! Oh yes he will!!! Hahahahahaha!!!! (24%)
c.) Maybe I should staple of pair of home-made wings to my dog and claim that I've discovered "Chim-Chim, the one-and-only Pomeranian-Duck." (25%)
d.) Whatever I do...I should NOT accidentally shit on my uncle's grave again when I'm drunk at the cemetery! (25%)
