I have a severely bad head-ache. Help me.
a.) Here's my remedy, David. You take four Advil gel caps, maybe wash them down with a shot of tequila, do a few lines of Meth, drink some cow blood, eat a midget's foot, shoot a donkey in the face, jerk off in a deli, and kill a were-wolf. Works every time! (26%)
b.) I hate head-aches almost as much as I hate the Swedes!!! Fuck 'em all to Hell!!! (24%)
c.) Sometimes when my head hurts I just want to split it open with an ax and take a look inside. I also get the urge to do look inside other people's heads. I suppose this is why I am currently a resident at St. Felicia's Mental Health & Nutjobs Facility. I like Monday's. We get peanut butter and jelly for lunch. (26%)
d.) Headaches suck...but they're not as bad as having a dick-cold...TRUST ME, Dave!!! (24%)
