I went to The Dark Knight Rises yesterday! It rocked!! Sadly, I guess that is the end for this Batman franchise. What do you think will happen when Hollywood re-boots Batman?
a.) They should make Batman a black guy the next time around. For equality and shit. Maybe cast Sam Jackson as Batman and he quotes the Bible just before he shoots the Joker or some shit. I don't know. I'm pretty drunk. (24%)
b.) They should have Batman fight a totally new villain...maybe a guy called Dr. Blinky...a psychopath ex-physician who blinks while he jerks off onto homeless people. (27%)
c.) I hate Batman. I'm much more into Archie comics. They should make a Jughead movie where he goes around and beats up children. That would be awesome. (26%)
d.) Hopefully Hollywood will re-hire Joel Schumacher to direct the next franchise (his Batman movies were my favorite). And this time, in addition to putting nipples on Batman's suit, maybe Shumacher could put a huge hard dick on the front!!! And Batman could hit bad guys with his Bat Cock!! Yeeeeeee!!! (23%)
