I just ate a whole cheese-steak sub and followed it up by eating a half cheese-steak sub. That is all.
a.) I should begin preparing for shit-time. (25%)
b.) Maybe I have an alien living in my stomach who enjoys deli food. (25%)
c.) I feed myself cheese-steaks to get over the guilt of having called a duck I saw the other day "an asshole." (25%)
d.) I'd rather eat cheese-steaks than farts. (25%)
