How awful does the Rock Of Ages movie look?
a.) It'll be as bad as the new Twilight movie: Twilight 4- Jizzum (23%)
b.) I'd rather have my former grade school gym teacher, Mr. Gurney, touch my privates...again. (24%)
c.) It looks worse than my Uncle Drake whose eye brows were blasted off in the Great War. (26%)
d.) Actually, I kind of want to see it. And while watching it, I plan to shove metal spikes in my hiney. What? That's what I do every Friday. (27%)