I'm going to the Bamboozle Festival in Asbury Park today. How much fun will this be?
a.) A SHIT-load of fun, David! Make sure you don't eat too many mushrooms before the show, though! (20%)
b.) Why are you pupils so big, David???? I TOLD you not to eat so many mushrooms, Cum-Face!! (20%)
c.) Oh, look what you did now, David, you shit yourself and pissed all over Skrillex's turn-table!! I FUCKING TOLD you not to eat the 'shrooms, David!!! (20%)
d.) And now your head has swelled up to the size of a hot hair balloon and is slowly engulfing the entire fucking festival, David!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! (20%)
e.) ...Shit. I think I ate too many mushrooms, David. (20%)
