I'm thinking of doing a few things this weekend. Which seems like the most fun?
a.) Asking the local armless guy who hangs out in front of 7-11 if he wants to play patty cake.
b.) Going for another round of drunk-high-nude-unbathed-farty miniature golf.
c.) Taking my dog to the Museum Of Famous Dogs Who Were Put To Sleep.
d.) All of the above...and prepare for jail time.
