What do you do when you're feeling blue?
a.) I put pencils so far up my nose that the lead leaks into my brain and causes a feeling of euphoria! Gotta go, it's sharpening time! (24%)
b.) Sometimes I go to the lake with my hockey mask on and spy on teenagers. And if they start necking, it's BOOM!! My pitchfork right in their esophagus! (25%)
c.) I never feel blue. But that's because I'm GOLD-dust. If anything, my wrestling ass feels sexy!! (25%)
d.) When I am feeling down I do what most normal folks do...I tie my dick to a tree and sprint as fast as I can until I see blood. (26%)
