I think this is gonna be a good week! What do you think?
a.) I think it'll be a good week only if my teeth and fingernails stop falling off!! I knew I shouldn't have gone into that fucking teleporter with that God-Damned fly!!! (22%)
b.) It's gonna be a GREAT week!! I just found ten bucks in the back pocket of the mailman I hit in the head with a hammer! (25%)
c.) The week is gonna be just ok. On the one hand, I got a new job. On the other hand, the job is as a Professional Needles-In-The-Dick Model. (sigh) (26%)
d.) I can't wait for this week to begin! I finally get to re-fill my prescription of memory lapse medicine!! I can't wait for this week to begin! I finally get to re-fill my prescription of memory lapse medicine!! I can't wait for this week to begin! I finally get to re-fill my prescription of memory lapse medicine!! (27%)
