I'm having crazy allergy attacks. Do you have any solutions?
a.) Stick your head in a barrel of tar and fart three times. That's what my uncle did. Of course, he died when he was 29. (21%)
b.) Go to the doctor and punch him in the cock. (24%)
c.) Cut your nose off and replace it with a carrot. (26%)
d.) We have an old tradition- eat some peppers and shoot anything that moves in your backyard. It doesn't work so much for allergies but you kill a shitload of squirrels that way! (29%)
